Topic Origin: Failsafe
Subject: Hi
Topic Content: Looking for Jason Lee. 334-728-2281.
Hope the rest of you are well. I will post my brilliant plans for world domination as soon as this website's refresh rate is as good as Rei's posts.
In the meantime, check Team Liquid where all my stuff is constantly banned because those guys can't handle THENOISE™.
Jason, I'm a very IMPORTANT man, when you contact me, please include your NAME, preferably spelled (Jason Lee), so there are no problems with your application and the processing can be nonexistent and we can sit down and arrange a cup of tasty chai, perhaps in a cafe somewhere near mid-town, yet, it's not my preference unless the atmosphere is 'quaint', with a touch of 'quant', and yet the drinks must be upscale and yet not over-wrought, alcohol is welcomed, and yet i discourage its use in favor of cigars which i no longer stock but prefer to bum from friends. I am a humorous man, and I indulge in all sorts of mischievous trickery that you may find amenable, however, I am not the sort of person who spend 24 hours (that's how long it would take a man of my genius) to employ my mnemonic memory in the capacity of correlating and corroborating the correctness of definitions employed by my predecessors in the conveyance of the English language-style of conversation (mannerisms included).
If anyone can help me contact Mr. Lee it would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks, Jeff
My contact information is (currently limited) to:
Cell Phone: 334-728-2281
G-mail (the classiest of e-mails, IMO) jeff.hayne@gmail.com
I forbid the rest of you to ever contact me under any circumstances as you are clearly beneath my level of omniscience. However, if, in the situation of extreme duress (or my being a condescending jackass) you wish to send me a farewell or even a greeting such as punching me in the balls, then please do so at your convenience.
I'm not sure that Jason Lee still reads this site, but if he does, make sure he contacts me. And if he doesn't, make sure he contacts me. Much obliged.
Also, the status "GUEST - HONORARY" IS QUITE UNACCEPTABLE. UPGRADE ME TO TOP-MIDDLE-LOWER-UPPER-PARABALLA management, ASAPLY.
Thanks, and pay for some decent bandwidth or something, fuicklgad h.
peace.